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#471
Bad Christmas Jokes! 8 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 5  
As a follow on to our highly successful Bad Joke Thread (www.harmonix.ie/index.php/forum?func=vie...p;catid=5&id=231) we are pleased to announce a Christmas Special Bad Jokes!

Lets get this ball rolling...

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Re:Bad Christmas Jokes! 8 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 5  
Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs!!
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#473
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
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Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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#475
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Whats white and goes up?
A confused snowflake!
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How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle
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Re:Bad Christmas Jokes! 8 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 3  
dude these are just bad but i suppose we may as well continue...

What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia
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Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
He's a fun guy to be with.
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#484
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What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
Go to a re-tail-shop
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#485
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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe!
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#486
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What do you call a cat on a beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
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#487
Re:Bad Christmas Jokes! 8 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 3  
any body got anymore...? Dunbar...? Anyone...? Admin darling get Dunbar onto this he had a few atrocious jokes last time
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Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights. - Richard Branson
 
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Re:Ho Ho Ho! 8 Months, 1 Week ago Karma: 3  
ha ha ha ha ha
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